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I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. health, education) so the comparison is unsound. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. You must have special taste!" Haha what's up spurcifer, it's Tannerius from Rome. Hey Imaqtpie! She smiles. [OpenWeatherMap] Get your application key. It's funny seeing the "minds" in chat entertained by a virtual childrens card game. Register here, then go on your dashboard to get your key. Manage Settings No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. Little pyramids, stuff like that. I think I may be addicted ngl :sweat_smile:. I am ruined. This list contains 50+ cursed, funny, and best copypastas for Twitch and Discord. ,. funny, or extraordinary (or other) Discord Profiles! Grow up. The Youtube views Harambe. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. https://preview.redd.it/tts3psz5q0x61.jpg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f68092ae47d414627c6dee8a0c4afd6808bcc57 i needed the invisible character so badly so i could make my channels unique and not basic like the invisible spaced interpunct. Eating his food Harambe. This video: wait that's illegal I prefer the magic. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you fcking remember this post. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch. But not today. Press on the emoji to add an emoji to your custom status and/or type your custom status message in the status text box. if world against doublelift, i am against the world. Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. . ( ) s s s ( ). Watashi religion is anime. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. Decimated. Source Generally, copy-pasting text or an image anywhere is child's play. You are now your own wifes boyfriend. You know what it is, He talked me into spending the $8500 I have on dog coins because something was supposed to happen yesterday which would have given us more money?? Death at home: surprised pikachu face The store was short on change so he just pays the full dollar amount. Ya hear that? Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering sex everywhere i go. oil floats on water Water shot so far up my ass, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. Steel wins battles, and Gold wins wars. more like Mega Sus!!!!' Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. You make it. Try to be a rainbow in someones cloud. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Life isnt about finding yourself. but it didn't actually happen or got canceled or something I don't really know or understand how it works but I went to the dog coin site to withdraw my money and there is only about $6700 of it there, where is the rest of it? My brother poked it with a stick and it twitched and said "wow that actually fuckin killed me" wonder what it could be? humongous hungolomghononoloughongous, Step 2: Scroll down the list of emojis and copy it. Couldn't you just try to be mature for once in your life? What a piece of !" No attitude Harambe. Number one . It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. In This Article: show Best Discord Status Ideas Be the game-changer. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. if we sell , * * From the bottom-left, select your profile . . WATCH OUT I'M DRIVING Except for one small problem. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. . Top 100 Status Updates - Funny Status <- Ideas taken from this, my mind, and another list I can't find for the life of me. 1,2,3? . Shouldn't they come from Europe? -Grew back full head of hair Along with that I know many things that most dont know about these communities. Discord status reflects your mood and personality; therefore, we have divided our list into best, cool, funny, cute, and good statuses. "requiescat in pace" Shrek is love. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins. . I wish I was joking. . One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. Straight from the zoo Harambe. Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. You have come to the right place if you are struggling to come up with good or funny Discord status ideas. You think im annoying? Our image host and bio sites are packed with many unique features like no other | 11,486 members Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! I good surgeon. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." . My dad walks in. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out, . Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! I hate the new Harambe. You experienced a hollow victory. Imagine going to an online chat and spamming it with brainless text for no reason. If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins with room to spare. Life is about creating yourself. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. . . I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids . As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist . Searching for Cool Symbols for your Discord username, server, or channel names? she inquires. Follow these steps: Step 1: Go to a website that has emojis for Discord status. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. Funny, Dark, ( . . JPOW tells Cramer that hes got his mask on inside out and upside down. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. . Wow. Ah yes, I can feel my head throbbing with knowledge and wisdom as I sip upon this Sauvignon blanc. . Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. (btw Michael is imaqtpie, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. DO NOT SELL TOMORROW. There are other lists on the internet, but they repeat the same ones and are not existing. Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? wherever i look, parents with children, people sucking each others faces. Please fucking end my suffering. Konichiwa Kripp-kun . as loudly as he can. "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. Doublelift isn't so great? Me and the other legionaries used to give a hard time. With great power comes great responsibility! You have come to the right place! IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card. Emergeny meeting! I rlly liked these, Imma have to recommend these to people I know. ,. No English, no food, no money. STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! She read my donation in the chat. Are you fucking kidding me? The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. 4 comments. I agreed. Step 5: Continue to date wife Despair is the enemy's greatest weapon, don't let them use it. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Think about your actions. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. I have been working for years to pay for a new surgery that would allow her to hear again. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. YnnnggGGHHAAHH I..FUCKING hate the internet so god DAMN much FUCK! . It's none other than Albert Einstein. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. . I get my drink. No zoom zoom zoomies!! report. The Boomerang Nebula, located roughly 5,000 light-years away from our solar system, has a temperature of 1 Kelvin (-272 C or -460 F) making it the coldest natural place in the universe humanity has discovered. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. Cookie Notice We should definitely hook up again XOXO. So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. You didn't improve. Today, Bill Gates announced that after twenty-seven years of marriage, he will be divorcing. Privacy Policy. 30,000 feet. babe, i'm breaking up with you. Sets him on edge. Remember me? This is Perfect! He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. In Japan , heart surgeon . Hey Moon, I'm currently watching the stream with my 5 year old son, now I don't mind all the cursing but can you please stop feeding? See you soon, James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my bernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. a rely cool status. share. ILL BE OKAY? Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? He absolutely means the world to me, and I saw myself spending the rest of my life with him, but I have serious doubts now whether or not I can if every Christmas is going to be like this. It allows the script to send messages in your discord account. I highlight every message because I'm just that jacked. Degenerates gather around, as I am bringing you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make some serious $MSFT tendies . you dont know me at all and i know its kinda weird. for a channel name layout, works nice, I really like this website, It gives a great symbols and it even works on channels names! I laugh. Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as fuck, I'm not doing that". "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. . comedy god musters all of this power I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. .,,.`.,,.*.,----------, If you'd like to report a bug or suggest a feature, you can. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? . . . 7 5 copypasta Before him people looked down on gaming like it was only for nerds or whatever. Because of this success, we are happy to announce another brand-new feature: "Auto-Pay". You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. she asks. Cringe cringe cringe cringe!!! Everyone had masks on, but as soon as he spoke I recognized the voice. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. ), But I suppose clicking to copy (like you can click on your id to copy) on pc would be cool too. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. A whiff of drama, I snap into duty. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, hes letting you down. ,. Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. literally the funniest joke in the world arrived, STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! SPAM THIS CHILI TO HELP OUT PHILLY , do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? The broadcaster of this channel has promoted you to mod status. Funny. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". q-qt, I charted your LP for the last month After their game, Team Liquid visited an orphanage in Taipei. There are more than 20 of them, but the most relevant ones appear first. Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Sorry you were just an easy target. ( -o-) ( ) ( ^ - ^ ) They told me I couldnt, thats why I did. Wake me when you need me. My brain is 90% gaming and tactics and 10% random stuff. Everyone plans for tomorrow, but tomorrow is promised to no one. Everything will be ok in the end. Hello, Kripparrian, this is your ass, Assarrian, with a humble request to stop talking out of me. "Excuse me siryou may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory trying to provide pasta to hard-working people all across the world. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. Now I have house, American car and new woman. and I'm like "yeah BB i do want to cast a spell let's do this shit" and when he attacks he's like "SPELLS ARE FUN" and I'm like "yeah they are SO FUN." You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. The poop accelerates. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Hahahaha! I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! . a real set of badonkers. The poop accelerates. I know youre straight. . I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. , : *:* *:*: . all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did TOUCAN He ignored her and pulls out a large sheet of $1 bills. its very helpful for my servers and stuff :>. Because you are working now! God is really creative, I mean.. Just look at me. I would lose weight, but I hate losing. I love my job only when Im on vacation. Be strong I whispered to my wifi signal. I didnt lose my mind..I just sold it online. Im so poor..I cant even pay attention. I was born intelligent, but education ruined me! I am not fat, I am just easier to see. Trust me I am a liar. You dont have to be crazy to hang out with me..Ill train you. Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman. I wont be impressed with technology until I can download food. Video Games Ruined My Life. Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. . Type !claim to activate, SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE MODS CAN'T BAN ME AT THIS PACE . Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. . Hit like if u think doublelift best & smart in the world, gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. Discord status reflects your mood and personality; therefore, we have divided our list into best, cool, funny, cute, and good statuses. , Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I am feeling so empowered. This is your only warning! TSM, aka "Tribe of Silver Monkeys," is a team in Riot Games' Minor League that is often ridiculed for being washed-up and having an owner that looks like Wukong. James. . I hide fishing boat, come to America. Hey QT, my family just got back from Hawaii. So you're going by "loltyler1" now nerd? That's already been priced in. fly Do I give a fuck? It was his blood dripping off Amengs hammer. - Assarrian. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself "Got a spare?" Spending time outdoors and reading up on the latest technology innovations is a passion of hers. fuck, Fuck! I was yelling in voice chat. if doublelift has no fans. Even the US has their burgers. has By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. ***> wrote: ***@***. sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. Playing with kids Harambe. Step 3: Go back to your Discord Nitro page and open the status setting. Thank you. My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. Which playstyle is better? Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. Darryl give me job. I sat him down to talk last week, and I asked him very clearly and directly to stop. Click on any symbol to copy it to your clipboard. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Yes, english. , It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. The memories seldom left him, either. Discord Copypastas Copy & Paste Discord Copypasta Emojis & Symbols . I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? 60 feet. . 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