Fr mich auch Hellbierpfannkuchen - Hellbierpfannkuchen. Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman. The Dude: You want me to blow on your toes? Maude Lebowski: 6. The Dude: F***in' Quintana that creep can roll, man. The actual meaning of this phrase is somewhat murky and up for debate. But, then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. The Dude: You're not wrong Walter, you're just an a**hole. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click.". Oh no, really, it's, ahh, not even not even bruised anymore. You're not even fucking Jewish, man. [clears throat] Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that: her life is in your hands. Walter Sobchak: Whereas what we have here? The Dude: By the way, do you think that you could give me that $20,000 in cash? On a weekday? And whadda they got? The Dude: What in God's holy name are you blathering about? I bowl. Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. Walter Sobchak: I see you rolled your way into the semis. You were over the line, that's a foul. Yeah, waving the fucking gun around? This actually happened in real life to a friend of the Coen Brothers, Peter Exline: Funny how a dinner story can wind up on the movie screen. The Big Lebowski: You threw out a ringer for a ringer! 5. The Dude: Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. Jeff Bridges' hysterical line reading. Oh, man, don't do that. And the fucking money. Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Cab Driver: [pulls over and kicks the Dude out of his cab] Out of my f***ing cab! Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus. Walter Sobchak: What the f*** are you talking about? And was there anything of value in the car? [Dude, Walter and Donny turn as Jesus approaches] I see you rolled your way into the semis. She's my f***ing lady friend-- I'm just trying to help her conceive, man. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson. It's good knowin' he's out there. Worthy f***in' adversary. Later in the film, The Dudes car gets stolen from outside the bowling alley. Walter Sobchak: I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. When the vehicle was retrieved from impound, the detective suggested that a bum might have slept in it. Nobody fucks with the Jesus! Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you. Oh, I might have introduced them for all I know. Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. Dios mio, man. I see you rolled your way into the semis. Younger Cop: Sometimes. Aw. I'm not We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude. The Dude: It don't matter to Jesus. What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski? The Dude: I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f***ed man? They demand The Dude pay a large ransom for her release, and show up at his house to interrogate him. Addams Family Values (1993) 2.6s These Addams men, where do you find them? I would have f***ed you in the ass Saturday. They killed my f***ing car. Francis Donnelly, Funeral Director: The Dude: Get out of that car! Walter Sobchak: You don't wanna know about it, believe me. North by Northwest (1959) 2.5s -. Blond Treehorn Thug: The Dude: Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. Walter Sobchak: But you're not foolin' me, man. Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. I sure hope he makes the finals. You don't want to know about it, believe me.". "Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!" - Walter Sobchak 5. Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? And, I would like my undies back. The Dude: Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. Get the f*** out of the car, man. A real reactionary. It don't matter to Jesus. The Dude: That was me and six other guys. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. In an otherwise laid-back bowling match, Walter witnesses a rival bowler named Smokey throwing the ball with his foot over the line. So that's what you call me. Going to her f***ing synagogue. When you get divorced you turn in your library card? Does this place look like I'm f***ing married? The Dude: | We fuck you ups, man. Have it your way. They're gonna kill that poor woman. Lenin. Yes! Shoosh. 2023. [author Arthur Sellars is lying quietly in his iron lung] It's the family farm. The Dude: Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? He's adamant that he deserves some recompense after The Big Lebowski's goons soiled his rug. The Big Lebowski: Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Walter Sobchak: The man in the black pajamas, Dude. 4. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Donny, shut the f- when do we play? Famously dubbed over in the TV edit with the ludicrous line "Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!? She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool that's cool, and of course they're going to say that they didn't get the money, because she wants more, man! Were you listening to The Dude's story? I mean, you know the guy? The Dude is a laid back cat, but when he's been wronged, he'll let you know that "The Dude minds". Laughable, man - ha ha! The Dude: [looking at his hero writer Digby Sellers in an iron lung] Walter Sobchak: F***ing Germans. Obviously, you're not a golfer. Oh, just a friend of Maudie's. You fucking know its been stolen. Walter Sobchak: There are rules. In the Big Lebowski, The Dude's car is stolen (or possibly towed) after it is parked in a handicap zone. It's all a god damn fake, man. I'm just helping her conceive. Hardly, Dude. Far out, man. Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. SHOMER SHABBOS! scene is the clearest evocation of that basis. Walter Sobchak: We know that you stole a car. Quotes.net. You can refer to the answers below. Walter Sobchak: WELL, THEY CAN F***ING UNPOST IT! Then you know he's got emotional problems, man. The Dude: The Dude: And new sh*t is always coming to light, man. Not on the rug, man. I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. The Big Lebowski: What in God's holy name are you blathering about? Nihilist #2: Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl. Walter Sobchak: Malibu Police Chief: Shoosh. Nihilist #3: Da Fino: Easy man, relax. Well, they'll have to reschedule. The candid confidence of Bridges delivery is again what sells this line so well. Get out of the fu-- [Da Fino steps out of the car] Who the f*** are you?! What the fuck you talking about? The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine. Maude Lebowski: And where else could you find a hairnetted Latino bowler named Jesus (John Turturro) who sports dazzling purple footgear, or an erotic artist (Julianne Moore) whose creativity consists of covering her naked body in paint, flying through the air in a leather harness, and splatting herself against a giant canvas? Her co-star in the beaver picture? Donny: [Donny takes a seat] What tied the room together, Dude? Man! 6 "Hey, Careful, Man, There's A Beverage Here!" - The Dude One of The Dude's most oft-quoted lines occurs when he gets out of one car only to be forcefully placed in the backseat of another, his signature drink in hand. You can imagine where it goes from here. Mark it 8, Dude. Walter Sobchak: I'm not we're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude. Walter Sobchak: Walter Sobchak: Walter Sobchak: F***in' exactly what happened to those That makes me f***in' sick! Walter Sobchak: Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. Walter Sobchak: Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of sh*t. The Dude: I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug. The Dude: Well, I still jerk off manually. I think it's a Pomeranian. Walter Sobchak: The Dude: Beaver? Parts, anyway. In honor of Lebowski's 25th anniversary, here is a short list of the top ten most quotable lines from this evergreen comedy. [asked to be quiet at the coffee house] Quotes. I converted when I married Cynthia! The Dude: And so would Donny. [Smoking a joint] - I know. Alternative ways to code something like a table within a table? When Donny hears Walter and the Dude discussing "Lenin" he assumes they mean John Lennon, repeatedly chiming in, "I am the walrus!". Huh? Yeah, I'll see you at practice on Wednesday. The bums will always lose. The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. These young men gave their lives. You stop being Jewish? Shit! Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. Maude Lebowski: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. Does this place look like I'm fucking married? Turns out he had a thirty year career in Hollywood. I dropped off the money exactly as per look, man, I've got certain information, all right? I mean, he knows we never handed off the briefcase, but he never asked for it back. I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Not if I have anything to say about it. [He and his partner appear in front of Dude, Walter, and Donny] What's this "day of rest" sh*t?! Thousand, yes bones or clams or whatever you call them. Your wife is Bunny. The Dude: When The Jesus finds out that The Dude and his team have advanced to the semi-finals in their bowling league, he approaches them, saying Are you ready to be f**ked, man? The Dude: The Dude: The Stranger: The Dude abides. Nihilist: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Maude Lebowski: Walter Sobchak: GOD DAMN IT! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? He was one of us. Da Fino: Easy man, relax. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. Milius was a gun-nut, and a man singularly obsessed with the nature of guerilla warfare, despite never serving in the military himself. WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES? You're not wrong Walter. The Dude: Man! Walter Sobchak: [after a pause] But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. That kid already spent all the money, man! Drive around. Hmmm Sure, that and a pair of testicles. Mark it, Dude. Brandt: Blond Treehorn Thug: Where's the money, Lebowski? I can get you a toe, believe me. I can get you a toe, Dude. It don't matter to Jesus. Bunny Lebowski: The Dude: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Da Fino: What the f*** are you talking about? Am I wrong? I can't complain.". He delivers his iconic line and Smokey stands his ground, prompting Walter to pull out a handgun and wave it around. Look, pal, there never was any money. You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? makes me think of senior year of college. Nihilist: The Dude: Lebowski: not a man, a way of life. Let me explain something to you. That's your name, Dude! Eighteen years later, Lebowski-related merchandise continues to sell. He's a Nihilist. Nobody fucks with The Jesus. My dirty undies my f***ing whites Walter Sobchak: It was parked in a handicapped zone, perhaps they towed it. Are we gonna split hairs here? ", Walter pushes the limits of coercive interrogation in this volcanically absurd scene. The Dude: They'll call back. Where's the fucking money Lebowski? The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. There are ways, Dude - you don't wanna know about it, believe me. Walter Sobchak: You have got to buck up, man. This bush-league psych out stuff. I guess we can close the file on that one. [Punching a nihilist] WHO'S THE F***ING NIHILIST HERE! Well, they finally did it. With a record. The Dude: The Dude: Oh, the usual. The Dude: The Stranger: I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself. Woo, Treehorn Thug: Read Next: 'The Big Lebowski' & 9 Other Cult Classics That Defined the 90s. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking an 8. Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here! The Dude: Do you find them much, these, stolen cars? So you're Lebowski. Could you please keep your voices down? Good night, sweet prince. [pulls out a gun] The millionaire! Web. The Dude: The Dude: God damn you Walter! You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin' glad, man. The Big Lebowski: Forget about the fucking toe! In an entertaining, somewhat nonsensical choice, the film is narrated by Sam Elliott. The Dude really has a way with words, and one of the best examples of his penchant for parlance occurs when he meets The Big Lebowski for the first time. Walter Sobchak: Is this yours, Larry? Ah, no that was the chief of police of Malibu. Start talking and talk fast you lousy bum. Maude Lebowski : [on answering machine] Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. Believe me. #1 "The Dude abides.". Due to his riches and physical stature, the guys jokingly refer to him as "The Big Lebowski." All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back. Lew had a briefcase and inside it were baggies filled with stuff from the car. Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. The Dude: Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. The Dude: Nihilist #2: Nihilist #3: Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski. The Big Lebowski: You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? Walter Sobchak: The central conceit of the narrative is that The Dude has the exact same legal name as a local millionaire philanthropist. [the Dude is leaving after his first meeting with Lebowski] I've got information man! The Dude: Mark it zero! Rug pee-ers did not do this. The Dude: Bay Area native. Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! As this is The Dude's final line in the movie, it's only right to close out this list with a three-word-phrase that has been pasted on the front of more T-shirts, and quoted in more dorm rooms, than the Coens could have ever anticipated, "The Dude abides". Uli Kunkol? Walter Sobchak: You mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain. The good news is, The Big Lebowski is every bit a Coen movie, and its lazy plot is part of its laidback charm. Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here. In a movie full of actual violence and life-or-death stakes, theres an undeniable glee in watching Walter lose his mind over something so trivial. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament! Walter Sobchak: How the fuck should I know? Walter what am I going to tell Lebowski? You're the one who's so f***ing certain! Walter Sobchak: I mean say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism man, at least its an ethos. It's comforting to know that there are still people like Walter out there, who, "Gives a sh*t about the rules". Huh? "Forget it, Donny. Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. I'm sorry, Smokey. You are scum, man! Where is your car? Walter Sobchak: Fu** it, Dude, let's go bowling. Come on dude, you said so yourself. Older guy. Lebowski? One baggie had a Whopper wrapper, another the kid's homework. The Stranger: "The Dude abides." This isn't a First Amendment issue, man. [Shows Dude a picture of Fawn] See. The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? Is this your homework, Larry? In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. Lies and Deceit; Women and Femininity; Drugs and Alcohol; Society and Class; Rules and Order; Cast. This bush league psyche-out stuff. You're just an asshole. Walter Sobchak: Donny: How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski? The Dude: Across this line, you DO NOT Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Walter Sobchak: It's a wandering daughter job. A deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a sh*t about. Walter Sobchak: Shut the f*** up, Donny. Youre entering a world of pain, says Walter, aiming the gun at Smokeys head. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov! One hundred percent certain. Is this your homework, Larry? That really tied the room together. Brandt: Walter Sobchak: Fuck the tournament Fuck YOU, Walter! The Big Lebowski: Fair! The occasional acid flashback. Top 5 Quotes. [holding up a bowling ball] The Dude: Thank you, Donny. Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? [On the phone] Walter Sobchak: Do you find them much, these, stolen cars? I don't need your f***in' sympathy, man, I need my f***ing johnson! You get a new license? In the opening he's operating the robot inside the submersible. This is a guy Walter Sobchak: What the f*** are you? Nihilist: Ve don't care. Is this yours, Larry? The Dude: You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Walter Sobchak: [turns to Smokey] Am I wrong? I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! So, I'm telling the story about my car getting stolen and finding a kid's homework in the car, then tracking the kid and calling his folks. Walter Sobchak: And, I would like my undies back. The Stranger: This iconic quote from Walter comes right after The Dude explains that their main antagonists are essentially nihilists. When Smokey insists that he didn't cheat, Walter reaches into his bowling bag, pulls out his "piece" and ensures him, "Smokey my friend, you are entering a world of pain". and incidentally, in a stolen car. Who gives a shit! [giggles] 6,815 Views. He's the basis of a character in "The Abyss. Also, Cameron used him in "Titanic." When you get divorced you turn in your library card? That's your answer for everything! I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. How did they shoot the bowling ball scene in The Big Lebowski? ?, 8 Iconic Drinks Made Famous By Movies and Television, 7 Movies Written by Famous Directors, But Not Directed by Them, 9 Best John Tuturro's Movie Performances: 'Do The Right Thing' to 'The Big Lebowski', 'The Big Lebowski' & 9 Other Cult Classics That Defined the 90s. Walter Sobchak: Smokey, my friend, [pulls out an M1911A1 pistol] you're entering a world of pain. The Dude: (interrupting) Walter, Walter, what's the point, man? It seem highly unlikely that the car was towed, and then somehow stolen. Barbershop (2002) 2.5s Like them stolen car parts over there. He's a former private eye, mercenary and screenwriter. Dude's quest to retain his prized rug, a household item that he desperately needs to be returned as it "really tied the room together", is the impetus for numerous comedic set pieces, each and every major "plot" point of the story, and also, a lifetime of people complementing their friend's new rug by saying, "Yeah man. The Stranger: Hey, no, come on, Walter. The Dude: Walter Sobchak: Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Cab Driver: I'll pull to the side and kick your ass out. Da Fino: The Dude: Yes, Walter, I think there is a hidden message here. "Asian-American," please. Prometheus 1.3s The Dude: Walter, face it - There isn't any connection. Walter Sobchak: Related: 8 Iconic Drinks Made Famous By Movies and Television. The Dude: Jesus f***ing Christ. The Dude: I dropped off the money exactly as per look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Where did The Big Lebowski's briefcase end up? Nihilist: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski. Man, hey! 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