SHREK: It says, "Beauty Divine." GODMOTHER: A drop of desire! I hope youre happy. In April 2004 the film was selected for competition at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival. I will smite him where he stands! Godmother hovers over to wall of bookshelves filled with books. Ow! Everybody dig in! Theyre not like that. SHREK: Well, its not like I wouldnt change if I could. DONKEY: Oh, God! Donkey looks up into the sky. The shelves are filled with different potions. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. GODMOTHER: My diet is ruined! The crowd gasps, the fanfare dies off, and one of the doves smacks into a wall and falls dead to the ground. Le film remporte un . SHREK: Good! SHREK: Well heres a news flash for you! HAROLD: Lets not be rash, darling. The furniture move back to their original positions. Fiona runs outside and down the stairs, not recognizing Donkey in his new form. Yee-haw! He sniffs it and shows the camera. SHREK: Thank you, gentlemen! FIONA'S BEDROOM. But remember, dear, if you should ever need mehappinessis just a teardrop away. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. He is surprised by a knock at the door, and sets the diary down. SHREK: And youre still the same annoying donkey. Far, far [softly] away! You know I had the hardest time finding this place. Im melting! SHREK: And who says I want to be part of this family? Shrek 2 is a transcript. Shrek grabs the potion to read it for himself. She tosses the book to the ground and pulls out another. Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. Mongo is still fully submerged under the water. Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. . Hey, what about my Miranda Rights? DONKEY: Im sorry, too. Shrek stands nervously. INT. SHREK: Look. We need a little time, you know, to be together. DONKEY & PUSS: Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca, DONKEY & PUSS: Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca. She gets up and walks to the balcony, only to notice the diary opened face down. DONKEY: Mongo! Look whos finally coming around! Im just so darn bored! The are now in snowy mountains. Who set out on a quest to find a rare princess. Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way. Fiona sighs as Shrek and Harold continue to rip apart their food, sending bits and pieces flying across the table. SHREK: Dad. SHREK: [laughs] Hey. You are going to have one satisfied Princess. LILLIAN: Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children Harold starts choking on his drink and Shrek accidentally swallows his spoon. She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". The castle is guarded and there is a moat and everything! Godmother bites into her food and talks with her mouth full. He never lets me out after sunset. Stop them! The furniture starts to animate and move around. He didnt get there in time. The three enter through the front door of the cottage and into a reception area. Ill be giggling to myself. And oh, we used to walk down by the lily pond and they were in bloom. Jerome, who is now a dove, flies over carrying a clipboard. Neither Harold nor Lillian appear to be approving. Yeah! Hes gorgeous! Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. What is a piata, anyway?! Head em up! Hansel and Gretel? DONKEY: Thats more like it! Shrek: Oh, boy. FIONA: Oh, come on! Why are you grabbing me?! The crowd gasps. GODMOTHER: Dont you point those dirty green sausages at me! O-otherwise Im up all night. GODMOTHER: Harold! Shrek gets caught a trap and villagers surround Fiona, who fends them off. MAIDEN #1: Oh! Shrek lets out a loud fart and the two come out from cover. FIONA: Theres just one problem. Shrek, Puss, and the maidens all stare at Donkey. SHREK: All right, big fella! (turns to the clerk) Er okay. His name is Mongo, and Shrek and Gingy are riding on his shoulders. Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. She is knocked back, but appears to be unscathed. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. He rides through a forest, snowy mountains and barren desert. She sits up with concerned look on her face. DONKEY: Boom! SHREK: We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. Shrek 2 was the inevitable 2004 sequel to the DreamWorks Animation Breakthrough Hit Shrek.. Harold knocks on a door and lets himself in. A.K.A. Gingy is scooped up by Puss' sword and into Pinocchio's arms. Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. Harold sets the tray down on the window sill. Fiona lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs. [yawns] Bet your bottom. Im sorry. DONKEY: Thats real smooth, Shrek. Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. HAROLD: Sorry! The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Someday, I will repay you! A baby starts crying. FIONA: Um, actually--Donkey? A couple is out on a table drinking tea when their cups begin to shake. Now lets go bond with Daddy. He is now a white stallion. Buy em drinks! Oh, get it off! Its all right! HAROLD: (starting to reminisce) Our first kiss (snapping out of it) its not the same! CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. [The film begins with a book like the first film and opens by itself, it's pages turning as a male voice narrates like before] Male Voice: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. 1 Incredibles 3; 2 . What--what did you say? Ooo, pantyhose! Godmother holds out a business card to Fiona, but Shrek snatches it out of her hand. Come on, join us. Quotes taken from "Shrek 2". I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. Head em up! A spotlight shines on the two and Fiona stops to look back. I need to go, anyway. Yeah! And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Shrek picks up a toy princess that resembles Fiona and it speaks. He lowers the drawbridge for the rest of the group. Now heres our chance. Fiona drags the mermaid by the tail, and throws her into the sea into a group of sharks. Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. No! Lillian cringes. What do you think, Harold? Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. (sighs) Im sorry, all right? Out from the shadows, a sword slices open the sack and gold coins spill out onto the table. Before she can step forward, she passes out and falls to the floor. This time she doesn't resist. PUSS: "Oh, dont take the potion, Mr. Boss, its very bad." I need to do Charmings hair before the ball. JEROME: Uh a little. Thumbelina? It includes four computer-animated films . I aint purring. Get your coat, dear. / Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair--. Im either away from my desk or with a client. SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. SHREK: Wellit seems that Fionas not exactly happy. Mongo, Shrek, and Gingy approach the walls surrounding the palace. Its the one, its the onlyits the Fairy Godmother! Pinocchio, with key in hand, jumps and the pigs lowers down by his strings. Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. Thanks for waiting. What? DONKEY: We cant be lost! The Three Little Pigs launch one of themselves at Godmother using a blanket as a slingshot. The figure takes off the cloak and reveals themselves to be Fairy Godmother. The bartender turns around and leans on the bar, scowling at Harold. I would think youd be happy for me. Shes a princess, and youre an ogre. Donkey! Thats a really big problem! LILLIAN: Fiona does. Watching on from the side, Harold is facepalming and Lillian looks at him. SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. Lillian is sitting in bed with a book in hand. Ohno ogres. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. Decaf. DONKEY: Keep watch? Shrek looks down at Donkey and pats his head. She picks it up to a page of a drawing of Fiona and a prince kissing. Charming puts his hand on Fiona's face, and then she holds his face with both hands. Shrek 2 (Trailer) Prince Charming: Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince. But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [ the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place ] Wolf: What? I guess uh me and Pinocchio was gonna catch a tournament, anyway, so uh. maybe Ill see yall Sunday for a barbecue or somethin'. DONKEY: Shrek? Move em on! HAROLD: WellI guess I gave her the wrong tea. Donkey runs back to Shrek and the door shuts. SHREK: Because if you kiss me nowwe can stay like this. Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. And well, nowwere sexy! He sighs and leans his back to the door. At the desk sits an elf writing into a book. Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. PUSS: And take it from me, Boss. The Three Little Pigs shake their heads and light the match themselves. Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film loosely based on the 1990 picture book Shrek! SHREK: Hell be fine. Come here, little kitty. [laughs]. Shrek shouts and sits up. GODMOTHER: You see we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you dont want me to go back on my part. Ow! Puss and Donkey start singing "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin. They get closer towards each other and glare into each other's eyes. Im melting! The three walk through a door next to the receptionist. Ow! Harold is pouring tea into two cups on a tray. DONKEY: Oh, no. Another group of fleeing elves are turned into doves. Prince Charming holds out his hand and Fiona eventually takes it. FIONA: OhuhFairy Godmother, furnitureId like you to meet my husband, Shrek. MAIDEN #2: Look look look, I told you he was here. The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. Shrek swings Pinocchio by his strings and throws him at Godmother. With his mouth with open, Shrek turns to the next page. But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh--. They kiss in the moonlight, transitioning to Shrek scoops Fiona about in his arms and walks to the door of his home. He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. / With a flick of the wrist and just a flash / Youll land a prince with a ton of cash, GODMOTHER: A high-priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps / And no more stress. Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other. A frog ribbit is heard from inside the chestplate. Puss tries to pull out the Happily Ever After potion, but the hole he made is just too small for it to fit. Upon hearing this news Shrek looks uneasy, while Fiona is smiling. GODMOTHER: Dont you think youve already messed her life up enough? DONKEY: First things first, we need to get you out of those clothes. PRINCESS TOY: Dear knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. The dynamites' explosion blows off the grate. We cut Shrek to gulping at the dinner table. DONKEY: I know, I know! Its for the best. A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Shrek grabs Donkey and Puss and diver under the gate. Edit Edit source History Talk (0) Seagull Seal Crab Shark Octopus Seahorse Jellyfish Whale Eel Penguin Polar Bear Walrus Categories . GODMOTHER: Ill make you fancy, Ill make you great. AFTER!!!!!!!!! Shrek starts knocking at the door and a shelf moves over to block it. Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. She goes out to her balcony and cries a single tear, then suddenly notices bubbles floating all around her. Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. You see, II need to have someone taken care of. The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. They just want to give you their blessing. GND ID. Oh, I should lighten up?! Well never get in. This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Mongo starts falling back into the moat. [whinnies] I can count! I'm, uh, I'm sorry I said that you always mess up my plans. SHREK: Then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? But not the way I feel about you. The nobleman gets out to examine Donkey, who is writhing on the ground. Shrek: Just eat your goobers and shut your gob, okay? GODMOTHER: May all your endings be happy andwell, you know the rest! Fiona runs out of her room to do the same. They stop at the foot of the stairs leading up to the palace doors. PUSS: Ha-ha! Donkey tries to kick Puss with his hind legs, but Puss dodges and hits Shrek in the crotch instead. Nothing, dear! DONKEY: Oh, no, no. Five more of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over Donkey. The chef and a host of servers enter the room with dinner, including a whole turkey , lobster, and a pig. GODMOTHER: Oh I beg to differ. FIONA: And we'll all live happily ever after! One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. Gingy pulls at his pink thong and lets it slap back. FIONA: Uh, you did! Identifiers. SHREK: Oh, you mean like sorting the mail and watering the plants? Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. Snow White. Harold sticks his finger into the bowl and tastes it. GODMOTHER: (in disbelief) Your husband? CHARMING: in all the land. Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! HAROLD: Darling? Pretty pony wants to play at the castle! He is lowered back to the ground. Shrek rips off both drumsticks off the turkey and bites them. He reads it. How bout a side of sugar for the steed? FIONA: Youre unbelievable! GODMOTHER: You better get in. 0 references. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon. Requesting backup. KNIGHT: We got a white bronco heading east into the forest. HAROLD: III cant. . The battle axe is tossed into Harold's hands. They eventually come across an abandoned barn in the forest. HAROLD: I mean, It wasnt my fault. CHARMING: (calmly) Oh, about five minutes ago, actually (angrily) after I endured blistering winds! Charming hugs Fiona, who hesitantly obliges him. Im here to make it all better. Right! They take the basket she left and have a picnic on the beach. He leans her over for a kiss, but they are interrupted by Donkey, who is suddenly standing next to them again. Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. The bouquet was delicious. The Muffin Man opens the door and happily greets Gingy, who is standing on Shrek's shoulder. Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. JEROME: (whispers) Of course. Head em up! Well take care of everything. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. HAROLD: Ah, yes. Yeah! Mom and Dad look happy to see us. PUSS: No problema, boss. And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. HAROLD: Whats that, Cedric? A woman in the distance floats inside of a bubble and begins to sing. (laughs). Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 Edit Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. "Im an ogre!" DONKEY: Yeah, sure. Make em tea! Her parents invited her and Shrek to Far Far Away to they could meet the handsome man she married. How about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball? DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. They continue to dance. Well be back to pick you up later! I mean, look at him. (sighs) Maybe Fiona wouldve been better off if I were some sort of Prince Charming. GODMOTHER: I dont care whose fault it is. Shrek gets out of bed and looks out the window and stares at the Far Far Away sign. HAROLD: You wouldnt understand! You should ask your father. Ha-ha! Weve got company! (laughing) I know you aint talking about the swamp! JEROME: The Fairy Godmother. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage. Let me go! Shrek Forever After is a 2010 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book Shrek! SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. I know. Shrek, this is a bad idea. Donkey: What about Shrek 2: 2 Fast, 2 Donkey? Fan Feed More Moviepedia Wiki. SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? Or how about a game of Parcheesi? Suddenly a group of armed guards show up and block the doorway. Im going to go out and find him. Godmother tries to zap them as the guards start running after them. We followed the kings instructions exactly. SHREK: Well, so much for Dads royal blessing. Isnt it all wonderful! The two giggle and Shrek takes her in his arms. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. SHREK: Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be. DONKEY: See this is why nobody likes ogres. Fiona looks out with excitement, while Shrek remains cautious. HAROLD: Uh, darling. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. [chuckles] Ill just stretch it out here for a while! The carriage pulls and stops in front of the red carpet leading to the palace. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! The king and queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. [mimics Shrek roaring]. Godmother hands Charming the axe. I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to thisthisthing? SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! How bad can it be? Hold the phone. Fiona, is this what you want? HAROLD: I can hardly believe that, Lillian. Just tell me where I can find this ogre. GODMOTHER: Lets see. SHREK: So (chuckles) you still think this was a good idea? He quickly opens the box and snatches the book out from it.
